Oonsterbuddy

A good friend you talk to when you’re stoned. Of course I came up with this while stoned out of my mind!

Oonsterbuddy, am I high or what?

Suburbanite

The most prevalent vermin in the USA, usually indigenous to the Midwest. Recognized by the following characteristics:

-Pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their McMansions, SUVs, etc.

-Love of shitty chain "restaurants" such as Applebee's, Chili's, The Olive Garden, IHOP, etc.

-Severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school classmates from 15-20 years ago.

Suburbanite: Ooh, I don't like it in the city! I might get shot or mugged or something!

City Dweller: Stay the fuck out, we don't want you around here anyway!

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