Simba

After your male partner pulls out and jizzes on your stomach, he puts his thumb into said jizzum, swirls it around, then spreads it across his partner's forehead and says, "Simba".

*Simba must be said a la Rafiki

"I can see what's happening,

she doesn't have a clue,

he'll Simba her face and here's the bottom line,

at least it isn't poo".

"Everything the black light touches is our kingdom."

Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose

“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”