Pos rod

1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.

After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.

Quistle

1. The sound made upon release of a long held queef.

2. When a whistling sound is produced by the release of a hermit queef.

1. While Kellen was giving oral relations, he was secretly praying that his girlfriend wouldn't quistle in his face.
2. Dylan's girlfriend often quistle after a long day of sex.

Twaterausiluphogus

An adjective describing a huge squishy fleshed male with an attitude of a year around menstruating Medusa.

Aaron and Vern have such twaterausiluphogus attitudes just because I won't share my douche with them.