poncey dipper

To order a side portion of gravy (or other sauce), choosing to dip rather than commit.

Sorry mate, we don’t serve Poncey Dippers in this chippy. There’s a gastropub up the road. Get the fuck out of here!

Stup Nob

A Stupid Nob that is too stupid and nobbish to articulate the words ‘Stupid Nob’

Why’s that Stup nob calling me a Stupid Nob?