Micrhoewave

If you have a micrhoewave as a friend, consider yourself a lucky son of a female dog. This person is a legend 9 times out of 10 and one of the kindest and realest people you meet. This person is impossible to make angry, they'll just laugh at you and make you angry at yourself.

"This micrhoewave is not a hoe"

microhoe

A tiny hoe with a little penis.
He's cute though

Microhoe you hoe, get in the corner!

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe