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(Verb)
The act of avoiding important tasks or responsibilities by cleaning and organizing one's living space, often resulting in a false sense of productivity and an even longer to-do list.
"I know I have a big project due tomorrow, but instead of working on it, I've been procrasticleaning my entire apartment. At least my closet looks great now!"
When someone whips the head of their dick against any surface, including people.
âHey cutie, please come tipwhip me. Iâve been naughty.â
âAfter tipwhipping that wall, my dick is sore.â
(Noun)
The state of being in a room or area where there are a large number of snacks available, resulting in a feeling of happiness, contentment, and indulgence.
As soon as Michael walked into the party and saw the snackmosphere, he knew it was going to be a great night filled with delicious treats and good company."
(Noun)
An addiction to taking naps, often resulting in an excessive amount of time spent sleeping during the day, and causing difficulties falling asleep at night.
"I can't help it, I just love taking naps! But lately, my napdiction has been causing me to stay up all night, which only makes me want to take more naps during the day."
When someone whips their tit on any surface, including people.
âHey sexy thang, can you titwhip me? Iâve been a bad boy.â
âAfter titwhipping that wall for six hours, my nips are super sore.â
(Noun)
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."