.\,,/

A fairly good emoticon for metal fingers. At least. I think so. You come up with a better one, smart ass.

On messageboards:
Long live metal! .\,,/

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pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

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Friends

God's way of apologizing for the family you're born with.

With friends like mine, who fucking needs a family?!

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deodorant

A miraculous substance that lets one go without taking showers for a whole week and still be able to go out among society without being arrested.
Cheaper than perfume but just as effective, as long as you spray enough of it on.

Showers are a waste of time. Thank gods for spray on deodorant!

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