UKA

United Kingdom of America.

What more is there to say?

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: The UKA, you?
Person 1: The UKA? What the hell is that?
Person 2: The United Kingdom of America
Person 1: So wait.. is that Britain or America, I'm confused.
Person 2: It's both.

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Person 1: Do you want to have sex?
Person 2: Sex is illegal in the UKA.

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