Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

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Wokender

A portmanteau of woke and weekender.

A person who spends the whole of Saturday trolling and shouting down with vile abuse, everyone and everything they do not agree with, and then using the whole of Sunday trying to cancel any opposition to their views.

I posted those parents letting their feral kid run riot in the restaurant, and some Wokender trolled the shit out of it.

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".