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A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!
To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"
She gave me an Alanis at the movies
Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.
The inability to do math in your head.
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.