Going British

Driving on the left side of an American road.

Regardless of reason, explaining to the officer that you were "going British" ought to be plausible justification.

Also see "Going Scottish"

Oh nice bro, there aren't any red lights on this side. We'll use it. If anyone asks, were 'going British.'

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Going Scottish

'Going British,' but this time, it's underwear optional.

Anyone who objects is obviously a bigot.

Going Scottish makes forgoing underwear an acceptable choice. For cultural reasons, of course.

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