Northern Virginia

The worst frickin place on earth. Don't believe me? I live here. The rest of Virginia is awesome, but Northern Virginia is a mass of liberal, yankee, bland and culture-less suburbia.

Guy 1: Yeah man, my sister got stuck with a bad job in Northern Virginia.

Guy 2: Oh, man! The rest of Virginia is fine, but that craphole up there is tarnishing the whole darn state!

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