Kanga

Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.

Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.

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tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

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