Horny

Here is the best way to get horny, and it is 100% garuenteed to work every time. If it doesn't I will buy you a roll of toilet paper and a shity 1990 lexus.

1. steal a trumpet from Guitar Store

2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet

10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome

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