Fannyhose

Similar to pantyhose only specifically for ones fanny.

Or
A synonym for a penis.

Maria: Honey have you seen my fannyhose?

Mark: I thought you left them in the top drawer, after I spankreesed you.

Hey baby, take a gander at my big fannyhose.

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

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