Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.