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A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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1. To get wrecked by an opponent in a video game and/or debate.
2. To get sexually violated by Shrek.
Person 1: "I love to get shrekt every Saturday mornings 8-10:00 central time"
Person 2: "Shut up."
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