V-machine

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

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Bush Dynasty

Reference to the dynasty of US presidents in which one family held power during the late 20th and early 21st century; includes George Bush, George W. Bush, and some say Jeb Bush; characterized by wars on Iraq and deep economic recessions.

History will long remember the Bush Dynasty as truamatic times in the lives of Americans.

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muddy waterfall

1. another word for diarrhea
2. used to describe a condition in which after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces drip out of the anus.

1. Because I ate at taco bell, I had a muddy waterfall last night.
2. The bed sheets got wet from the muddy waterfall.

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H.O.T.

On some freeways (especially in California) H.O.T. stands for High Occupancy Toll; H.O.T. lanes are faster than normal lanes, but to use them a toll is required.

During rush hour, many commuters rather pay the $.50 toll to use the H.O.T.

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pandas and viagra

Used to describe a completely random event and/or situation; can be used to break the awkard silence after such an event for a humorous effect.

Dude 1: "Hey check out all these hot chicks. Which one's hotter?"
Dude 2: "I like eggs."

***Akward moment of silence***

Dude 3: "That's more random than pandas and viagra."

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