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Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 14, 2020


Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 14, 2020