:)

1. Something said right before ghosting
2. A face that will make people happy
3. Confusion

1.
Person 1: Wanna go on a date?
Person 2: :)
Person 1: ?
Person 1: U there?
Person 1: Hello?
2.
Person 1: My mom died
Person 2: :)
3.
Person 1: Hey, I really like you
Person 2: :)

School

In a word, pain.

-I'm in so much pain, my body is on fire, and my mind is screaming for mercy. I cry myself every night, and I can't feel any form of pleasure or happiness.

-Yep, school does suck.

Pressed

A word someone says you should put on Urban Dictionary because they have a stupid sense of humour.

Me: Someone tell me a word to put on Urban Dictionary
A: Pressed
Me: The fuck?

jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire

1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser