Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

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