Kempy

Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.

When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.

Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.

"Did he just leave his girl to get his dick sucked by someone halfway across the world? Did he just pull a Kempy?

"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"