NinJew

One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.

CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.

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