dusty pussy

A pussy that is covered with cobwebs and dust because it sits dormant, usually on hella fugly bitches, or on fat wilderbeasts that have 8 or 9 fat rolls from their gut hanging over their pussy and have no chance of ever seeing daylight, or a dick.

That chick Megan is one fugly bitch. She's fat and ugly, and has one of the biggest fupas I have ever seen. Her stomach is tucked into her pants, her ass is 3 area codes over, and there's no way in hell she doesn't have a nasty dusty pussy.

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moldy twat

A musty, moist, stank pussy badly in need of a few douches before ever getting fucked again.

Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.

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sleeping bag pussy

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.

Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.

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stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.

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woman diaper

Another term used for those thick maxi pads worn by woman during " that time of the month" and then are left out for an unsuspecting male in the house to find.

Man: I'll be right there baby, I have to take a piss.
Woman: Okay, well hurry the hell up.
Man: Oh hell no, why can't you throw away your bloody woman diapers?
Woman: I was in a hurry, and Oprah was coming on.

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diaperwad

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.

I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.

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flag flapping

On windy and even breezy days when a slutty woman's pussy lips can be heard flapping in the wind, giving you the impression there is a flag nearby.

Dude, do you see a flag anywhere around here? I can hear one, but I sure as hell can't see it. Oh wait, nevermind, your mom is wearing a miniskirt with no panties again. That is one flag flapping bitch!

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