Federlined

When a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother.

After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined.

You just got federlined, Bitch!

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Buttercrotch

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

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