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Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!
"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."
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when you take a really loose girls pussy and cum on her Roast Beef you suck it off.
The russian turkey i had the other day was bitter, yet satisfying.
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A really loose girls vagina. When he cunt folds over itself and it's all brown n crusty.
I saw this girl the other day and she was sooo hot!! She actually let me go down on her but when i found out she had roast beef i threw her out the window
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When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.
Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.
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When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your own dick and she sucks it all off.
My wife wanted a japanese devil dog. I divorced her the next day.
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That fucking bitch fotkied on me while i was eating her out
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When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"
It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..
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