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The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.
When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 heâs Miami Vicing
The act of pleasuring oneâs self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
Iâm going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.
The act of masturbating into a sink.
Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute wonât get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Donât go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.
Hey everyone letâs go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!
A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because theyâre too sore.
My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.