a burp that contains human seamen
malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick
When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you donât shit until after youâve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.
john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed
When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.
John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Dennyâs.
A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-canât walk
-hungry
and also has âjusticeâ for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.
Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!
To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.
Cameron wonât stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day heâs going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.