burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.

Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!

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skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

reverse chimney

When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.

John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.

tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.