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A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.
My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.
The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.
Hey everyone let’s go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!
A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.
The act of masturbating into a sink.
Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.
John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.
Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.
Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!