paschke

To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)

She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.

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