Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

Reverse Louie

Reverse Louie - A phrase coined by Bubba the Love Sponge on his early morning talk show
@ BubbaArmyRadio.com Mon. - Fri. 6A.M. - 10A.M.

A reverse Louie is simply when you ask the comedian Louis CK to masturbate in front of you!

Reverse Louie - Excuse me mister Louis CK, I'm a huge fan, will you please masturbate in front of me?