Tommy Bahama

A beverage one partakes in that has an original owner that is not themselves. Much like a Tommy Bahama beach chair that someone brings to the beach or an event that inevitability is sat in by a secondary party.

When we’re done at the pool, I’m gonna finish up all the Tommy Bahamas our crew leaves behind.

osmosa

When you’re trying to make a mimosa and you pour champagne into a glass, then realize you’re an alcoholic and ok with juice being near the champagne, wafted onto the champagne, or rubbed against the champagne.

I hate my life. Can I please have an osmosa?