keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

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verizon

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"

This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?

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dren

nerd backwards. Most peope don't know what it means, so if you call them a "dren" they will not be offended. So you can make an inside joke with your friends if you dislike the nerd.

You: That kid is such a dren
The dren: Wow you're kool making up words
Your friends and you:(laughing) at the dren

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