5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.

1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.

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Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?