surprise attack

a sexual maneuver; while having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around to see what just happened, ejaculate in her eye

Man, I put the surprise attack on that bitch last night!

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Redcoat

Fucking a british woman on her period

I picked up this chick from London last night, she was on the rag so I had to give her the ol' redcoat.

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slovakian butterfly

The act of poring hot butter down the tip of your penis and ejaculating sending the hot butter through the air.

Bob, "So what did you do last night?" Jim, "Oh me and they old lady let the old Slovakian Butterfly loose in the bedroom."