poopsex

poopsex the art or pounding somone in the ass and then taking a dump on thier chest

Jeremy and brittney were having poopsex and i walked in right when she was pooping on his chest

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TGI Friday's

TGI Friday's the place were all the surrounding white trash,blacks, and just complete horrible people gather to eat horribly greasy food and lie about it being they're birthday for the free desert and REALLY shitty birthday clap.

TGI Friday's examples:

horrible customer person: yo can i git me one of them bench things

Busser/seater: you mean a booth?

horrible customer person: shut it cracka

OR
stupid customer in middle of meal: i already ate half of my chicken but decided it was cold and there is burnt stuff on it i dont like it and demand you buy me and my familys dinner because of this

servers thought: what a fucking moron you just ate half the food and expect me to get my manager to buy you this when your almost done? fuck you.

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sup!

the greatest manga that has ever existed.

"Hello thar, Phil! did you buy the latest volume of Sup!? I hear Sup proposed to V-chan!"

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Fetuskicker69

The only guy who will drop kick your child whilst you are watching

Woman: ITS FETUSKICKER69 HE KICKED MY BABY!
News: The infamous FetusKicker69 is running around drop kicking children whilst stroking them

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Blazing

when people are smoki weed

yo dawg (hommie g ) do you want to blaze tonight wit some other home dawgs

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cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

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love pump

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

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