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lives in canada and eastern united states, house hippos eat chips, raisins, and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. they make their nests out of dryer lint, lost mittens , and bits of string. the nest has to be very soft and warm, house hippos sleep, 16 hours a day.
from the concerned children advertising
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the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious
rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle
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the joke name you use when you make a prank call to a female in a public place (eg., a barmaid)
(barmaid to customers) "has anybody seen mike hunt?"
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It has no meaning, it just sounds ever so Nazi-like and evil
Ooh shnit-me shmytin Lakal
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The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.
Most of last night was spent potting brown.
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Simon says: he likes to smell his balls and he likes to drink his ball sweat
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