Analversary

When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.

Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.

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duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

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