Ewok

A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.

"Watch those Pussy Monsters devour those Ewoks"

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Pussy Monster

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.

"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"

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