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what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.
He's in, now cork it before he gets out!
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1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.
Man, sometimes you can get a crack ho for half as much as a taco ho.
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1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.
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Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.
He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.
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A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
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1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
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n. anus.
v. insert in anus
(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)
n. Wipe your cornhole before ya pull up yur pants, Ennis.
v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.
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