Cracka please

When a white man says something another white man finds preposterous, the incredulous white man looks askance & exclaims, "Cracka please!"

Ted: "Lynrd Skynrd was much better than the Allman Brothers."

Stan: "Cracka please!"

cracker incredulous preposterous disbelief unbelievable

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throatmeal

The stuff you cough up when you have a bad cold. It has the consistency & texture of oatmeal.

Pardon me. I need to step outside & launch some throatmeal.

phlegm expectorate mucus sputum loogie

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