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An excuse for getting caught cheating
When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
A really nasty looking purple vagina.
Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.
When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet
After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
A child produced through artificial insemination.
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.
After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.
When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.
When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.
Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.
Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.