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When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet
After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
7π 1π
Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.
After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.
20π 5π
Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.
Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.
A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.
We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.
A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.
By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.
10π 1π
An excuse for getting caught cheating
When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
6π 3π
A really nasty looking purple vagina.
Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.
22π 6π