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why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
national anthem of cockneyland
aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc
annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore
awight at the back!
Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.
catchphrase of your average cockney wanker
cor blimey arthur, aren't you garring (trans: going) dahn va car lot?
either a crap soap opera about cockney wanker or the real life place where true cockey waners live
everyone's talking about it- yeah they are saying thank fuck I don't live in the east end like these tossers.