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When you have a cock and twot both combined into one.
It is extremely weird and is known to have happened to people in Middle Tennessee.
Man,Look at that Twausage it looks really gross.
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When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
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