Cross Pollination

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.

When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.

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Bronchial Buddies

When two or more people develop bronchitis or a cough around the same time.

My friend Tyrone and I both got bronchitis at the same time; we're bronchial buddies!