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Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.
Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!
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First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days
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When a government says one thing to intentionally get the public to believe something that is mostly lies.
There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
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A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.
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Revealing your "private parts" to another person
ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits
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The only good way to tell a woman what to do
I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good
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