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sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance
mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one
8π 12π
When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.
Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, thatΓ’ΒΒs like the 5th time today.
15π 39π
The most amazing, outstanding, nifty, stupendous, super cool person ever to walk the face of the earth. This person's coolness is beyond explanation. If his coolness were measured in heat, it would be hotter than the sun itself.
That guy is totally fr0q, man!
7π 2π
TGI Friday's the place were all the surrounding white trash,blacks, and just complete horrible people gather to eat horribly greasy food and lie about it being they're birthday for the free desert and REALLY shitty birthday clap.
TGI Friday's examples:
horrible customer person: yo can i git me one of them bench things
Busser/seater: you mean a booth?
horrible customer person: shut it cracka
OR
stupid customer in middle of meal: i already ate half of my chicken but decided it was cold and there is burnt stuff on it i dont like it and demand you buy me and my familys dinner because of this
servers thought: what a fucking moron you just ate half the food and expect me to get my manager to buy you this when your almost done? fuck you.
74π 105π
the greatest manga that has ever existed.
"Hello thar, Phil! did you buy the latest volume of Sup!? I hear Sup proposed to V-chan!"
2π 5π
What Jeremy says when he can't compete.
used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:
"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"
6π 17π