messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

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grenade

Tool kit for Chevys(see also Chevys suck)

Get the Chevys grenade.

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mike hunt

the joke name you use when you make a prank call to a female in a public place (eg., a barmaid)

(barmaid to customers) "has anybody seen mike hunt?"

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pip

Slang. A smelly, annoying, arrogant, person, who has no common sense, or ideas about real life and real people. Pips are stuck in a world where Friends, and Coupling are real, because he/she knows no different.

Pip: "Butter is just an American word for Margerine!"
Everyone else: "No, Pip. Shut up"

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Karl Stebral

A Homosexual fish that enjoys felching

Hey, look at that karl stebral over there felching!

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mother fucker

a word commonly used among NIGGERS, often pronounced motha fucka.

isnt it about time you gave me my motha fuckin money nigga

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koochie kick

a swift blow from the foot to the twat

"Damn, you just got koochie kicked!"