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A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.
Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.
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The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.
From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
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The most awesome city in the world.
Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?
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A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.
Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?
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A word that can be substituted for any noun.
Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.
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One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):
Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
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One who does not have imaginary friends.
My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
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