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vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 4, 2006

1715πŸ‘ 607πŸ‘Ž


high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim August 8, 2008

15πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 19, 2005

1542πŸ‘ 565πŸ‘Ž


mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 24, 2005

131πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005

240πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 2, 2006

67πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim February 1, 2006

70πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž