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piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim June 7, 2005

366πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 2, 2006

909πŸ‘ 300πŸ‘Ž


music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim March 25, 2006

44πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


pedal steel guitar

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

by Mike the Ekim November 14, 2005

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005

134πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

148πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

32πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž