An instrument that never stays in tune.
Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!
366π 160π
easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things
Look! Gullible's written on the celing!
909π 300π
A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.
Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.
44π 21π
An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.
I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.
13π 4π
long, hard, and full of seamen
We all live in a yellow submarine.
134π 205π
A bra that's too small for someone
My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.
148π 72π
An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
32π 28π