Drummer

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

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Brazil

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

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liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

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trollop

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

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perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

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submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

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booby trap

A bra that's too small for someone

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

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